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| The Vow which sank the Yes vote? |
Last
Thursday I toddled along to the Edinburgh leg of the Scottish Labour Party’s
leadership hustings tour, of which more later. But one common theme emerged
from all the candidates and from others present to whom I spoke during the
course of the evening. The general consensus was that the Smith Commission’s
report has the potential to be a game-changer for all the Parties at Holyrood.
In particular, the task now for Scotland’s opposition Parties – and it is a
shared responsibility – is to dispel the patronising SNP lie that in September
Scottish voters were duped into voting No by the 3 Stooges Vow.
Scots
who voted No were quite clear about why they were doing so – because they
rejected the Nationalists’ politics of blame, grievance and division, opting
instead for the continuation of a successful union dating back to 1707. The
result on 18 September 2014 ratified what has for the past 300 years has been
the settled will of the vast majority of Scots. It is high time that the SNP
accepted and respected our decision.
How
Soon Is Now?
Looking
at Smith in the cold light of day after the initial frenzy has subsided, the
report still looks a remarkable piece of work – a crisp 28-page Agreement to
which all five Holyrood parties have signed up, setting out proposals more
radical than anyone expected. The Labour-leaning Daily Record, where the
original and much misrepresented Vow was published a few days before the
Referendum vote, was unequivocal last Friday – Vow Delivered. More considered
assessments from the rest of the media, both in Scotland and in the UK as a
whole, have broadly agreed that Lord Smith has come up with the goods and that
it is up to Holyrood now to make the package work. On time, on budget and to
specification, as they say in the trade.
Predictably,
the social media’s increasingly desperate rump of Glorious 45ers are doing
their best to trash Smith’s recommendations. The separation camp’s new
propaganda sheet, the National (or as it was quickly dubbed by No wags,
McPravda) surprised no-one by dismissing Smith as a betrayal of the Vow. This
week’s Sunday Herald is also calling foul because some of the UK Parties were
apparently unprepared to concede the devolution of certain powers. I don’t see
that as a man bites dog story, or worth an iota of outrage. The process is
called negotiation, and the outcome is called compromise. It is how politics at
its most effective works.
But
I can’t comment in detail on the Sunday Herald’s piece because I haven’t actually
read it. I stopped taking the Herald a while back. I don’t object to the SNP
having a house journal but I am not going to pay good money for it.
Sign today, whine tomorrow
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| John tells Lord Smith what he thinks of his report |
The
most peculiar spectacle of publication day was the behaviour of senior SNP
figures. John Swinney and Linda Fabiani (the SNP’s representatives on the Smith
Commission), Nicola Sturgeon at First Minister’s Question Time and Pete Wishart
at Westminster all spent Thursday moaning about the perceived inadequacy of
Smith’s conclusions. The usual suspects quickly fell into line behind them with
sound-bites from the SNP crib sheet.
Ex-First Minister Alex Salmond was at his bumptious worst on Andrew Neil’s This Week programme,
shouting down both Neil and Michael Portillo when they dared to suggest that
Scots had got pretty much what the Vow had said they would get. Unfortunately
Salmond’s tiresome allegations that it was the biased BBC wot lost the
Referendum for him have not motivated him to boycott the broadcaster. Since 18
September 2014 the SNP generally have got about as much uncritical coverage as
the Queen Mother’s funeral.
This Charming Man
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| Salmond - on the Spectator's menu |
Salmond
concluded that acceptance speech (which was received more with a tsunami of
resentment than a wave of affection, according to one wit who was there) to the
audience at the event by sitting down and blowing his nose on a hankie bearing
a St George’s Cross. Classy.
Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want
The
attitude of the senior SNP figures towards Smith is baffling and contradictory.
Smith’s powers, runs the SNP orthodoxy, come nowhere near what the people of
Scotland were promised and expected. Scotland has been betrayed, they howl.
The
SNP and the new First Minister seem to preface all their statements now with
the claim that they are “speaking for Scotland”. Given that the SNP are a Party
who, having been voted into Holyrood by a mere 23% of the Scottish Electorate,
then called an Independence Referendum which they then lost badly because they
could only persuade 37% of the Scottish Electorate how unfree they were, they can’t
really be said to "speak for all Scots”.
But
more importantly the SNP, with the other four Holyrood Parties, had freely
signed up to Smith the day before they decided to advise Scotland how much they
had been betrayed. Didn’t John and Linda tell Nicola what was actually in Smith
before she wandered into Holyrood’s debating chamber to face off MSPs at First
Minister’s Questions? Didn’t they keep their Leaderene apprised, as
negotiations proceeded and the inevitable political compromises were made, as
to what they were signing up on behalf of the SNP? If the SNP thought Smith’s
package was so unacceptable, why didn’t they just walk away from the
Commission?
Agreements? We don’t need no stinkin’ agreements
The
SNP’s general attitude towards those cross-party and cross-Parliament
agreements which are part and parcel of UK political life is not a particularly
mature one. They reneged on the Edinburgh Agreement as soon as they had lost
their Referendum, and the promises which they had made to respect the Referendum’s result became inconvenient. Similarly they are now dissing and
distancing themselves from Smith before the ink of their own signatures on the
document has dried.
Nicola
Sturgeon’s petulant beef that Smith does not give the SNP the full powers they
wanted is technically accurate. But that is a long way from their claim that it
does not give the Scottish people what we wanted. Which “Scottish people” is
that, Nicola? Does it include the 2.1m who voted No only two months ago, or are
you talking only for your Glasgow Hydro fan club?
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| Ms Sturgeon speaks for Scotland - well, some of it anyway |
And
the reason none of those package was on offer is simple enough - as the SNP
have consistent trouble remembering or admitting, they can’t have the powers of
full independence because back in September 2.1m Scottish voters stated that
they did not want to separate from the UK. You lost, guys – remember?
What
was on offer was “substantial new powers”, and as everyone bar the SNP and wee
Patrick Harvie’s Green duo pretty well agree, those substantial new powers have
been delivered. It is now up to all Parties, and particularly up to the SNP as
the Party currently in power at Holyrood, to take the Smith recommendations
through to a conclusion. Maybe then we will see a Scottish Government ready to
take on board its responsibility to govern Scotland and to use effectively the
substantial new powers, along with the substantial old powers which they
already have but have never bothered to use, to make Scotland better.
(What’s so funny ‘bout) Peace Love and Understanding)?
That
none of the Parties have secured everything they wanted from Smith is hardly
surprising. Holyrood comprises five Parties with very different ideologies, so
of course their demands were all different too. But remarkably in Scottish
politics, all Parties appear to have made concessions in a spirit of consensus,
and a workable compromise has been reached. Scottish Labour in particular made
a significant and generous concession on tax-raising powers to ensure that
agreement was possible.
So
it would have been nice to think that having made an historic agreement, all
Parties would stick to it. But the SNP seem determined to use the remainder of
their term at Holyrood to continue fostering the mean-spirited division which
has been a feature of their preceding 7 years in power. When she took up
office, we had pious words from the new First Minister about leading a
Government for all Scots. It now appears that what she really meant was for all
Scots who voted Yes in the recent Referendum. The other 63% of us don’t count
for much.
Lord
Smith’s modest post-publication line is that he was just the referee. But a
quick scan of the Report’s 28 pages shows that he has done a fine job both of
facilitating a consensus and of setting the conclusions down on paper in
concise lawyer’s prose. He deserved a better acknowledgement of his
contribution than he got from the SNP and Greens, whose representatives
pointedly sat on their hands which others generously applauded at the end of
his presentation on Thursday.
What Difference Does It Make?
Smith
has moved this current Holyrood administration into a new phase, albeit they
are going there extremely unwillingly and not without their usual litany of
grudge, grievance and blame. Scotland has had 7 years of legislative stalemate
while the SNP has pursued its only real policy, independence. That project is
dead. Smith has given Holyrood a raft of sweeping new powers. Holyrood already
had extensive powers which the SNP have largely refused to use. So it is put up
or shut up time for the SNP Government. You wanted more powers, you got more
powers. Now let’s see you do the job for which you were elected, which is to
run the Scottish Government, not pursue a never-ending campaign for separation.
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But
there are still good things for which legislation is needed. It is now up to
the Holyrood opposition, and in particular up to a Scottish Labour Party which
needs to re-invigorate itself pretty rapidly if it is to stay in the game, to
make sure that SNP feet are held to the fire which Salmond wanted to light at
Westminster - but which in the event proved not to be required.
Will the Murphy be bitter?
As
anyone who has not just returned from Mars is aware, the No camp’s resounding
Referendum victory has been obscured by the embittered departure of
Scottish Labour leader Johann Lamont. Scottish Party members are currently
being balloted on her replacement, and some time after 10 December 2014,
Scotland will know whether Jim Murphy, Neil Findlay or Sarah Boyack will lead
Scottish Labour into the 2015 General Election and the 2016 Holyrood Election.
The bookies’ favourite as I write this is Jim Murphy, but as the voting
system is the same Electoral College which gave the UK Party Ed Milliband,
nothing is certain.
Although
the Edinburgh leg of the Scottish Labour Party’s leadership hustings which I
attended last Thursday lacked the pizazz of last week’s SturgeFest 2014 at the
Glasgow Hydro, in its own modest way it showed a bit of the same passion.
No-one would deny that Scottish Labour is not currently in great shape, but
those wishful thinkers who predict the Party’s imminent interment may find that
its death has been exaggerated. Certainly those Party members present last
Thursday showed both a clear understanding of Scottish Labour’s current
predicament and a commendable honesty about the remedial action required.
Panic
Scottish
Labour’s latest internal crisis is almost wholly self-created. The Party should
currently be riding high: capitalising on a thoroughly convincing Referendum
win; attacking the SNP for 7 years of stagnation while they ran the Scottish
Government as the campaign HQ for their Indy campaign; attacking their
hypocrisy on Child Poverty and the National Health Service; and pointing out
that their fantasy oil economics make them the real liars of the Indy campaign.
Instead the Party’s disarray has allowed the SNP to position themselves as
victims and winners - history as farce and tragedy all at once.
But
the decline of the Scottish Labour Party is not a recent phenomenon. The signs
have been there really since the death of Donald Dewar, but the serious rot set
in after the close and unexpected 2007 result. A more vigorous opponent than
Labour’s Jack McConnell, who post-defeat resembled nothing so much as a rabbit
trapped in the headlights, would have been ridiculing Salmond’s people for
their hubris. Instead, Scottish Labour MSPs (and remember that there were only
four fewer of them), clearly shell-shocked by their fall from grace, stayed
supine and allowed Salmond to make damn sure that his version of political
history was written by the victors.
The
following period of complacency and failure to read the political runes has
done damage to Scottish Labour. Having set up the two-tier system
at Holyrood, the Party’s subsequent refusal to use the List pragmatically has
turned difficult Election years into Russian roulette for the Party’s
experienced hands. The SNP showed how it should be done – protect your biggest
beasts at all costs, nurture new List names and build their profile, then move
them to the front line in due course. Not rocket science - but Scottish Labour
still got it very wrong.
There is a Light Which Never Goes Out
But
all is not doom and gloom. Despite the hubris of the partying Glorious 45ers as
they celebrate their defeat, there is no evidence to suggest that if the
Referendum was re-run today, the result would be any different. If anything,
the No vote looks to be hardening in the face of what is, to many, irritating
and unjustified triumphalism by the SNP. A defeated team won’t win a replay by
calling the winners cheats and fools.
The
Glasgow Hydro Sturgefest 2014 may have been fun for the 12,000 who turned up to
the First Salmondonian Freedom Mission to worship at the feet of the Blessed St
Nicola the Divine, but the average voter (and as the 18 Sep 2014 turnout
showed, there are a lot of average voters out there) was bothered, not a little
bewildered and not in any way bewitched by the whole absurd circus. Once upon a
time, a wee band from Edinburgh called the Bay City Rollers attracted hordes of
screaming fans, and they too were draped in tartan - even more tartan than Ms
Sturgeon. Like most fads, that didn’t last. Whether it lasts for Nicola remains
to be seen.
How deep is your love?
Scottish
Labour’s problems do admittedly run a bit deeper than who should be taking over
at Holyrood, as the clutch of Party notables who quickly ruled themselves out
of the contest to inherit the poisoned chalice worked out for themselves. Sure,
the Scottish Party needs reformed and, sure, its relationship with the UK Party
needs to change, though as Labour remains a UK Party and will always be
vulnerable to the Nats’ anti-Westminster jibes, they perhaps need to learn how
to make a virtue of that necessity.
Nor
is the Scottish Party’s malaise the whole story. If there existed among UK
voters a serious perception that Labour was in a strong position to oust the
deeply unpopular Tory/Lib Dem coalition in 2015, a lot of the noise around the
Scottish succession would matter a lot less. But whatever the polls may be
saying, and they are increasingly good overall for Labour despite Ed
Miliband’s disastrously bad press over the past few weeks, the voter belief
just isn’t there.
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| We can win in 2015 |
I
know that some of the above reads rather negatively. But when you are
struggling to crawl out of a hole, it is not enough just to stop digging. A bit
of honesty about the hole’s depth and dimensions is also helpful. A good starting
point would be if the Party’s spokespeople stopped panicking and recognised
that despite the hubris of the losers’ club, 63% of the Scottish electorate
have no problem continuing under Westminster rule.
It’s not about the Manifesto, guys
Those
members with a vote in Labour’s leadership election perhaps want to consider
carefully what kind of leader the Scottish Party needs. The Party’s moral
majority will probably feel slighted by the next bit, but I’m letting you into
an open secret here - the Party’s current crisis does not spring from the fact
that there is a policy vacuum, or from a voter perception that the Party is
“not left enough”.
Certainly
the Party has over a period of years failed to articulate its core values, or
even to define those core values, indulging instead in a series of short
term gimmicks. But those Labour purists who think all can be well if only the
Party’s manifesto is Bennite enough are at best misguided. The lack of a
political strategy has not harmed the Party’s Nationalist opponents - one trick
ponies who have flogged to death that one trick, independence as the magic
bullet cure for all Scotland's ills.
In
an ideal world, we all want to see nuclear weapons multilaterally
banished for ever. But cancellation of Trident is not an issue foremost
in the minds of the average voting Joe or Jane on the top deck of the No 31
bus. These are people who want clear, understandable messages on the NHS, on
schools, on housing, on jobs. They need to be convinced why Scottish Labour
will deliver on their everyday priorities, while the SNP can’t or won’t do so
while they drag Scotland down another four years of fruitless constitutional
wrangling. There is no appetite for a Neverendum.
These
voters also need to be reminded that a Party which has failed to deliver
anything in the way of Social Justice for the past seven years in Holyrood is
probably not going to make a much better fist of it in the next four.
This
is not 1980. Scotland is not stuck in a re-run of Life on Mars. The priority is
not a clutch of right-on Socialist policies to gladden the heart of the Party’s
Lentilista wing. Scottish Labour did not lose the confidence of Scotland
because the Party lacked the correct package of Socialist policies. Labour has lost so much ground because Scottish voters no longer believed the Party had
the competence, unity or will to form an effective Government. So the task of
the new leader, whoever he or she may be, is to convince voters that Scottish
Labour can once again be something better than clueless, rudderless and leaderless.
Oscillate Wildly
The
next big day out for Scottish voters is the General Election in 2015. Voters
need to be convinced that sending SNP MPs to the Nats' despised Westminster so that
they can agitate for another Referendum will not do much for their standard of
living.
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That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore
So
there we have it. Scottish politics is settling into a more sensible rhythm
after the Referendum frenzy. We are where we are, and it is not a totally bad
place to be.
My
own gut feeling, for what it is worth, is that that the Nationalist hysteria
has now peaked. Post-Smith, Nicola and her chums are going to find it
increasingly difficult to maintain their Scotland good, Westminster bad
schtick. They are going to be increasingly exposed as a Scottish Government who
talk the talk but walk a very different walk.
The
SNP are presently going for the early gloat. Their prediction, based on a couple
of now-outdated Internet polls, is of SNP landslides in both 2015 and 2016. But
many of us remember their Free in 93 boast. Their hubris can only be
realised if the UK Parties fail to give voters the realistic alternative which
is badly needed after 7 years of a virtual Scottish one party state.
And
the message is an unsubtle one. If you don’t want another five years of
Neverendum, economic stagnation and the Westminster blame game - vote whatever
it takes to oust the SNP in 2015 and 2016. There will be time enough to argue
amongst ourselves about which socially just angels to balance on the head of
the pin when we get our Parliament back. The immediate priority is to oust the
Nationalist devil.







Well, got most of the music titles :-)
ReplyDeleteYep, well spotted Anon, most of the crossheads are indeed the titles of Smiths tracks. Not very grown-up, I know, but it was fun doing it.
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